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Britney Spears no panties crotch shots are now world famous. Britney Spears could have made a boatload of money and created a publishing firestorm with a Britney Spears nude spread in a 'classy' mens magazine like Playboy. Jo Anne Way of the National Ledger points out that the "photos would have been tasteful, sexy and airbrushed so Britney would have looked fabulous."

Best of all for Britney, she would have been paid more money than you and I can count. Yet, just like all of our favorite Pop-Tart's recent decisions, she proves to be as dumb as a rock.