Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Paris Hilton Gets Prank Calls

In today’s edition of Sweet Hollywood High, or as I like to call Skanky Whore High, Paris Hilton was the victim of teen torture #101: the prank phone call. In this case, what would be the cyber equivalent of having her number written on the boy’s bathroom wall, Paris’ private number was broadcast around the web when former Dancing With The Stars‘ Shanna Moakler posted the private information of both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on her Myspace page.

The end result was a barrage of prank calls flooding Paris’ cellphone. The good news is, ten strangers now know Paris in an intimate way, which if you think about it, is just a normal Friday night for the heiress. Well, okay, maybe it wasn’t ten, but I bet at least one of the prankers got a date with the heiress. She’s not terribly picky.

And why haven’t we heard from Lindsay Lohan about this incident? She’s too busy returning calls left in her voice mail. Yes, only she’s arrogant and stupid enough to believe that she has 10,000 friends who want to talk to her.

Moakler has defended her decision to post this information as part of her one-woman campaign to keep these home-wrecking hos away from her irresistible man, Travis Barker, and her family.

But really, her decision is secondary to the fact that for a brief moment in time, the entire world possessed something only a stadium full of STD-infested crackheads possessed. And that’s what I like to call empowerment.